Tuesday, April 17, 2007

STD Not Active

Jennifer Lopez was a popular topic on BitterWaitress.com. I just found out the site is not operating in the way it used to. THe Sh**y Tipper Database can still be found using the WayBackMachine.

Sunday, December 10, 2006

J Lo Shows Everyone Her Underpants

Ok, it's her lingere line. Check it out.

Friday, August 04, 2006

Jennifer Lopez will not Play Sue-Ellen in Dallas Movie

Leslie Sloane-Zelnick, said Thursday that J Lo is out of Dallas, denying reports that her client's exit was abrupt but declining to shed light on her decision to leave the film.

Robert Luketic, who more recently directed Lopez in Monster-in-Law, quit as director of Dallas earlier this year.

Expect speculation about the possibility that Jennifer Lopez is pregnant.


Tuesday, July 11, 2006

J Lo Used to Eat Breakfast Naked

I have to flesh out a story from a blurb in an article compiling several celebrity quips about nudity. I think household nudity is fine. Basically you just have to consider other people's feelings and also WINDOWS.

I make the coffee naked, but I usually throw something on before I sit down to breakfast. Here's Jennifer Lopez talking about her nakedness:
"I grew up walking 'round naked in my house... I'll be sitting at the breakfast table and everyone's dressed except me. All the people around me are either girls or they're gay, so it doesn't matter"
I've never gotten the impression that Jennifer was very considerate. Did she even think for a moment that her gay companions might not have wanted to see her naked butt during the most important meal of the day?

Monday, June 19, 2006

Jennifer Lopez Reportedly Has Fertility Surgery

This is coming from the Enquirer, so it may not be true (a source has told me that they lack integrity).

The laparoscopic techniques are graphically explained HERE .

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Jennifer Lopez makes Public Appearance with Her Grey Roots Showing

Seriously, that's all I got. A woman in her 40's has grey hair. The scandal!!!


Sunday, April 23, 2006

Jennifer Lopez Sues Her Ex-Husband

Jennifer Lopez has sued her first husband, Ojani Noa, to stop him from publishing a proposed book that she says would breach an existing nondisclosure, "nondisparaging" agreement between them.


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